Lettuce Pray

thatsnothowitworks:

chongotheartist:

100 daddies

Not the turn I thought it was going to take.

thatsnothowitworks:

chongotheartist:

100 daddies

Not the turn I thought it was going to take.

(via allteensrelate)

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

(via kingdomentality)

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

(via allteensrelate)

humorprince:

officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

 

(Source: officialwhitegirls, via allteensrelate)

metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

(Source: stagnantwater447-8995, via put-that-in-barry)

hi-nu-roly:

chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

i love you chongo

(via put-that-in-barry)

someactorkid:

sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

the only one worth reblogging

someactorkid:

sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

the only one worth reblogging

(via zombie-assassins)

this-bitch-allie:

writedreamlie:

livelong-mywaywardson:

pizzaccio:

dontworryitsharmony:

sweetmickeymerch:

Coming up with schemes with your best friend

Was this movie even real

HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN

a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy 



achievementhunting-archangel

this-bitch-allie:

writedreamlie:

livelong-mywaywardson:

pizzaccio:

dontworryitsharmony:

sweetmickeymerch:

Coming up with schemes with your best friend

Was this movie even real

HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN

a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy 

achievementhunting-archangel

(via zombie-assassins)

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

(Source: hbunot, via infamousgod)

fuckcannibals:

I have so many questions about the skeleton war like
1: why do skeletons hate fuckboys enough to declare war on them
2: do i have to be dead to join the skeleton war or can i just strip off my skin
3: are dinosaurs involved

(via put-that-in-barry)