Lettuce Pray

When on tumblr:

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When in public

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THIS IS SO TRUE IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY. 

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180mph:

☁☁☁☁☁  ☁☁☁ ☁  ☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁  ☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁

☁☁  ☁☁☁☁☁☁  ☁☁☁☁☁☁  ☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁  ☁☁☁☁

men               men                                    men

      men                  men                  men      men

                        men                                          men

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                                    men

                                                      men

                              men

              ☂                  ☂                      ☂               ☂

             lesbians         lesbians               lesbians      lesbians

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spookmyphallus:

equiuszahhak:

a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum

id watch it

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dreamto-fly:

I JUST SPAT ALL OVER MY SCREEN OH MY GOD

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imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

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lolsofunny:

So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” 

and all I can think about is

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i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity

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couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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ora-raion:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

#we on the way to steal yo girl

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meladoodle:

i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)

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scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

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